OnMyMind

I just came across this photo of His Popeliness on Yahoo news. I think that maybe the photo editor over there has a good sense of humor…
First, the downward tilt of the head, causing him to look upon us through his eyebrows, is an unquestionable sign of evil. That is how I look at the kids when they piss me off, and that is the only look the dog ever gets…
Secondly, the sneer. That is not a smile. That is the look that says “Keep looking at me while my zombie reindeer sneak up behind you…â€? or “it’s your chestnuts that will be roasting over my fire this yearâ€?, or more disturbingly, yet fitting with the current history of his church, “come sit on Santa’s lap little boy…â€?
Or perhaps…
“Are you feeling lucky, punk? I bet you’re wondering if I really have the power to smite you, aren’t you, punk? Honestly, I am not too sure myself. Go ahead punk, say ‘Happy Holidays’. I dare you…â€?

Quiz: Which of the following statements about the above photos is correct.

A. Two characters are fictional, one is real
B. All have a rather strong cult following
C. Two actively work to convert people to their cause
D. One’s heart grew three sizes in one day
E. All of the above

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